timelady-of-221b: genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves I want a book
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
shutupaubrey: shutupaubrey: have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
baby-scars: yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
rootings: cliterallysame: this is my favorite video on this website White people
honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
ohshititsgreg: If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
nerdbirdistheword: 8r8kh34ds: if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people “HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die” SLAPS “wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow” You are the future I want to see. I love you.
sodamnrelatable: “youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
paulyoptosaurus: you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it
kawaiians: if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME It was mutiny.